New Homeowner

NEW HOMEOWNER PARANORMAL PREVENTION

Welcome to the Neighborhood… But Who Was Here Before You?

Congratulations on your new home purchase! Whether you’ve moved into a charming split-level, a colonial fixer-upper, or an ominously quiet trailer on the edge of town, one thing’s for certain:

You don’t know what was conjured there before you moved in.

Paranormal infestations almost never start with the homeowner — they start with the property. As documented in the Torrance Case (Colo., 1980), strange behavior was directly linked to the psychic topography of the building. The family arrived normal, but the Overlook Hotel had other plans.

Even more disturbingly, the Lutz Case (Amityville, NY, 1979) proved that spiritual activity could linger in the soil and timber, twisting a family’s perception within days. That structure has since been demolished, but the blueprint echoes remain.

Loud Investigations takes these warnings seriously. Our Paranormal Prevention program is designed to detect and neutralize lingering magical disturbances before they anchor. Don’t wait until a mirror breaks itself or you start dreaming in Latin.

Available Packages

  • The Standard Sweep™ – $89.95 (plus local leyline fee)
    EMF mapping, cold spot triangulation, photo residue sweep, and baseline audio anomaly logging.
    Inspired by our consults with the Freelings’ property in Cuesta Verde, CA (1982).
  • The Spectral Safeguard™ – $149.95
    Includes Standard Sweep plus salt perimeter consult, mirror alignment inspection, and light ward charting.
    Used during Loud’s 1986 re-inspection of the Connecticut Chapel House (“The Entity” case).
  • The Clean Slate™ – $299.95+
    Full property banishment, drain rune flush, and Aystryl sealant application to up to 3 anchor points.
    First applied during the 1977 Loud/Barrett joint ritual at Hill House (Case redacted).
  • The Loud Advantage Monthly Plan™ – $39.95/mo*
    Includes one annual Sweep, seasonal talisman tune-ups, priority scheduling, and a 10% discount on emergency events or manifestation lockdowns.

*Billing begins upon signature of astral monitoring terms. Cancellation subject to 12-cycle minimum and additional evaporation fee.

Why Wait? The House is Older Than You.

Most homeowners assume hauntings follow people. But the record says otherwise. From the Evershawe Estate outbreak (England, 1973) to the Black Lake cabin phenomenon (1981, Tenn.), it’s always the property.

Don’t end up as a line in our casebook. Schedule your Loud Initial Inspection™ today.

Call 1-800-GHOSTED and select Option 1 for “New Homeowner Services” or click here to schedule a visit.

Paranormal Case Files Referenced

  • The Torrance Case (1980) – Hotel possession, environmental madness. Suspected cursed architecture.
  • The Lutz Case (1979) – Household destabilization from spectral soil saturation. Confirmed 3rd-plane bleed.
  • The Freelings (1982) – Poltergeist-level activity linked to burial ground fraud beneath development.
  • Black Lake Cabin Incident (1981) – Temporal echo loop, demonic projection through basement gateway.
  • Connecticut Chapel House (1981) – Psychic assault tied to trapped residual; classed as Aggressive Residue.

Disclaimer: Loud Investigations is not liable for missed hauntings due to homeowner interference, feng shui, or watching television while our agents are trying to scan your attic. Ancient burial grounds require municipal paperwork to reseal. Always ask about leyline proximity in your deed disclosures.